quote [ Everyone?s on the Naughty List when two of music?s wildest acts Insane Clown Posse and GWAR go head to head on the Hot Ones Versus Holiday Special!!! The bands have shocking and thrilling audiences for decades but today, they'll have two choices: Tell the truth, or suffer the wrath of the Last Dab. Whoever eats the most wings, loses!

From GWAR?s mythological beginning to ICP?s knowledge of Faygo, they will either need to be honest or go head-to-head with the Wings of Death. Does GWAR know Juggalo lingo? Who can decorate a Christmas tree with their trademark projectile? Tune in to an all-new episode of Hot Ones Versus, and see who takes home the coveted chicken wing trophy! ]

quote [ Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®. ]

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quote [ The decision to shut down Stephen Colbert?s long-running late-night show suggests it might be time to work around the studios for our comedic commentary. ]

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"Oh! We're making all of our food blue, all the best restaurants are doing it now." the waiter explained.
But I didn't want my burger to be blue. ]

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quote [ In the decades since the end of the cherished newspaper strip, audiences continue to find reasons to chuckle and cheer over Charlie Brown?s gang ]

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