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Thursday, 20 July 2017

High-Ranking Republican Asks NASA Bizarre Question About Martians Live On TV

quote [ America?s House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology is, to put it politely, a joke.
The Republican-dominated chamber is lacking in actual scientists, full of climate change deniers, and it regularly shares Breitbart articles on its Trump apologist-themed Twitter feed of falsehoods. Despite being able to direct the country?s science policy, it is about as scientifically knowledgeable as a dog.

One of the high-ranking members of this committee, Dana Rohrabacher, has said some truly remarkable things in the past, but he?s just outdone himself. During a panel with several space science experts, including those from NASA, he asked: ?Is it possible that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago?? ]
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Monday, 17 July 2017

Fart forces passengers from plane at RDU, spokesperson says

quote [ A person who ?passed gas? on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said ]

I'm sure we will soon see Trump and the alt-right referring to this as a failed terrorist attack in North Carolina
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Saturday, 15 July 2017

UK spookhaus GCHQ can crack end-to-end encryption, claims Australian A-G

quote [ Well, the laws of Australia prevail in Australia, I can assure you of that. The laws of mathematics are very commendable but the only laws that applies in Australia is the law of Australia. ]
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Saturday, 1 July 2017

Celebrity vs Reality, by Celeste Barber

quote [ Celeste Barber Actor. Comedian. Writer. Lady. ]

It's been a while since I laughed so hard about reality. Genius.
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Friday, 30 June 2017

Wrestling Villain Called "The Progressive Liberal"

quote [ "It's not like I'm pretending to be something I'm not." ]

Excuse the shit-rag source, it's pasted down below and posted here because I thought it was funny af.

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Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Chinese passenger chucks coins into plane engine for luck

quote [ A superstitious passenger delayed a flight from Shanghai for several hours Tuesday after throwing coins at the plane's engine for good luck, Chinese officials said. The elderly woman was detained by police at Shanghai Pudong International Airport following the bizarre incident, forcing nearly 150 ]

On the one hand I'm sensitive to the fact that people's backgrounds, experiences, cultures, etc might make an intelligent person act strangely, in an unfamiliar setting to them. On the other hand, in an unfamiliar setting (I have to assume), why err on the side of throwing bits of metal into a machine?
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Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Whole lotta cocksucking going down in Naziville

quote [ Things don’t really seem to be going well for the Alt-Right. The entire “united front” that Alt-Right leaders have been pushing for the past two months has more or less collapsed, as the Oath Keepers and militia types, the ones with the connections to local law enforcement, have become openly hostile to ‘the Nazis.’ Richard … ]

You'd think there'd be no shortage of pasty old man ass to go around. I don't see why they need to groom children.

In related news, Sean Spicer has been fired.
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Saturday, 17 June 2017

Candidate to negotiate Brexit trade deals walks away after failed negotiation

quote [ Jonathan Fried was considered to be the leading candidate but withdrew from the process when Sir Jeremy Heywood, the head of the civil service, would not budge on the 160,000 salary, The Times reported.

A number of other prominent trade negotiators did not even apply for the role ? because they considered the salary offered to be too low. ]

England can't even negotiate its way to a salary. This is going to be amusing.
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Monday, 12 June 2017

TIL Benjamin Franklin's ideas on marriage and alternatively, how to choose a mistress.

quote [ ...And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. ]

Benji was a polymath, inventor, diplomat, author, and freemason. His life was intertwined with the birth, development and direction of these here United States.
Here's his advice on how to choose a mistress.

If you already have a wife and/or a mistress, perhaps you might be interested in this instead.
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Saturday, 10 June 2017

Oy the Cat tries to steal my shoe

quote [ "This is the kind of crap Oy does in the morning to get me out of bed. Cute at 10am, not at 4am. #Caturday ]

I got beat on the Adam West. Have some cute stuff. This is how Oy, my cat, wakes me up. He'll grab my stuff and try to steal it. Shoes, glasses, my phone, it all ends up messed with when he wants me up at 4 in the am.

Panda cubs and nanny Mei?s war ?
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