Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape

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Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Michelle Wolf's Thoughts On Men | Night Of Too Many Stars

quote [ Performing stand-up for Night Of Too Many Stars, Michelle Wolf says too many men are in charge. Stream Night of Too Many Stars now on HBO. #NightOfTooManySta... ]

Night of Too Many Stars 2017 Full, starts at 10 minutes in.
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Saturday, 18 November 2017

What A Massive Dick

quote [ Navy officials acknowledged that one of its air crews was responsible for skywriting a penis over a rural Northern Washington county Thursday. ]

he's writing checks his bank will refuse to cash!
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Sunday, 12 November 2017

SEX CLAMS!

quote [ Saturday?s Times Daily out of Florence, Alabama, says that the Republican Party is facing some internal conflict over something called ?sex clams.? ]

newspaper typo as flimsy pretext to say....

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! missed you all (except the ones I've never met, I didn't miss those ones at all). when SE went down for what I guessed was the last time, I threw all my internet commenting time fully into the AV Club. then about a month ago the Kinjapocalypse happened, scattering that community to the winds (we've mostly coalesced around a couple of user-created disqus pages). then today I found this site after googling SE for shits n' giggles.

I'm doing well. living in a coast town, working in the supermarket. I know how to play guitar now, so that's new.
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Saturday, 11 November 2017

Another Actress Steps Forward Accusing Tom Hanks of Being Nice

quote [ In the latest of a series of recent allegations about the Academy Award-winning actor, actress Veronica Warren revealed Thursday that Tom Hanks was extremely kind to her on the set of the 2006 film The Da Vinci Code. ]

George Takei was accused earlier of sexual assault so I found this lighthearted article.
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Friday, 10 November 2017

Let Me Love You Melania Trump

quote [ "What up. I've been crushing on this married babe for awhile now and I cannot keep living a lie. I know the government is gonna be pissed but I need to let t... ]

WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD.
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Sunday, 22 October 2017

Trump roast by New Yorker

quote [ Who knew Healthcare was so complicated?
F_cking everbody.

The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump
No wonder they don?t believe in evolution.

I would like the impeachment to be a Pay per View event. ]

Sorry, I've given away the best lines.
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Thursday, 21 September 2017

#ButHow

quote [ ft. Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik, Romi Rain, Abella Danger ]

The ladies of porn have a pressing concern. ? Hurry and watch before Bleb downmods it! ? Enjoy! ?
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Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Why choose PnS Hostings?

quote [ With PNS Hostings, We place our clients' needs first. ]

Real business. Funny name.

Post your favorites in the extended.

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Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Obvious Plant

quote [ I snuck some fake music albums into a local music store ]

Images for your amusement
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Sunday, 10 September 2017

Florida sheriff urges people not to shoot at Hurricane Irma

quote [ A Florida sheriff has pleaded with citizens not to shootat Hurricane Irma, saying they ?won?t turn it around?. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office warned that shooting weapons at the most dangerous Atlantic hurricane to hit the US since records began ?will have very dangerous side effects?. As many as 53,000 people said they were interested in a Facebook event called ?Shoot At Hurricane Irma?, and 25,000 people said they would participate on Saturday evening. ]
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