it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely
Wednesday, 24 January 2018

How a literal war would play out between Alberta and Saskatchewan

quote [ Peace has returned to the Canadian prairies. After Saskatchewan suddenly banned Alberta license plates at provincial construction sites, an escalating interprovincial trade war has been averted at the 11th hour thanks to a climbdown by Regina.

Despite this welcome détente, what would happen if Saskatchewan and Alberta ever reach a future impasse so great that it led to armed conflict? ]

I'm in Winnipeg and I didn't know this was happening. A stupid article to cap off a stupid dispute. Something something Riders were 2 for 3 against the Stamps last year.
[SFW] [humor]
[by Jodan@2:13amGMT] [6 comments]

Sunday, 21 January 2018

Ta-Daa

quote [ I would never go to a magic show in case I came away cursed. Some people are less cautious, though. ]

Oglaf sent me to this video. And then after, I watched Trailer - Perverts of Mars. And apparently there are more!!!
[NSFW] [humor] [+8 Good]
[by steele@5:09pmGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 15 December 2017

Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards - Conservation through Competition

quote [ The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, ingeniously titled to avoid any confusion, was the result of two factors: Firstly, a need for a photography competition that was light hearted, upbeat, possibly unpretentious and mainly about wildlife doing funny things. After its first year, these objectives seem to have been met. Secondly, and way more importantly, this competition is about conservation. ]

Galleries of funny pictures of animals, also pretty cute, mostly.

You know you love this stuff.

[SFW] [humor] [+3 Good]
[by HoZay@9:36pmGMT] [2 comments]

Sunday, 10 December 2017

Contouring 101

quote [ Twitter: @_xjjsmithx_ Insta: xx_jjsmith_xx *pterodactyl screech* ]

I don't think she knows about the penis contouring. #SecretsOut

[NSFW] [humor] [+9 Funny]
[by steele@2:57pmGMT] [8 comments]

Saturday, 9 December 2017

Autocorrect nightmare: Typo in Bill C-45 legalizes cannibalism instead of cannabis

quote [ OTTAWA ? Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House of Commons passed a typo-ridden Bill C-45, formerly known as The Cannabis Act.

?I think no one wanted to be the one to point out the error,? MP Sara Anderson said. ?We all thought someone else would do it, and then they called the vote, and here we are, all voting to legalize cannibalism.?

?It?s just one of those things.? ]

Who was it? Step forward and claim your prize (or punishment), depending on how you look at it.

[NSFW] [humor] [+9 Funny]
[by Mythtyn@1:03pmGMT] [5 comments]



Sunday, 3 December 2017

Peteski Instagram

quote [ Peteski pete·ski / `p?tsk? / This isn't happiness? #thisisnthappiness thisisnthappiness.com ]

Yeah, it's an Instagram page. But I like the self-hating fatalism on display.
[NSFW] [humor] [+8]
[by mechavolt@2:42pmGMT] [4 comments]

Thursday, 30 November 2017

Fox News Wins Fake News Trophy By Ramussen

quote [ But 40% of all voters think Fox News should be the winner of the first annual Fake News Trophy. ]

In all seriousness, No Shit!
[SFW] [humor] [+1 Informative]
[by Morris Forgot his Password @8:37pmGMT] [34 comments]

Saturday, 25 November 2017

Mansons Will

quote [ Manson specifically disinherited his known children, ex-wives, in-laws, lawyers, friends, prisoners, inmates, cops, guards, and the State of California. ]

This may just become a windfall for a guy who wrote letters to a killer.
[SFW] [humor]
[by coffeejoejava@2:19pmGMT] [4 comments]

Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

quote [ Save some precious time with the automatic Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.

"I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong." ]

I would like to make it clear that if you feel/felt slighted by my actions in the past, present or future, then I am ashamedly sorry for your misperceptions.

[NSFW] [humor] [+1 Funny]
[by R1Xhard@12:52pmGMT] [0 comments]

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Michelle Wolf's Thoughts On Men | Night Of Too Many Stars

quote [ Performing stand-up for Night Of Too Many Stars, Michelle Wolf says too many men are in charge. Stream Night of Too Many Stars now on HBO. #NightOfTooManySta... ]

Night of Too Many Stars 2017 Full, starts at 10 minutes in.
[NSFW] [humor] [+3 Funny]
[by steele@12:22pmGMT] [2 comments]



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