Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
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Saturday, 13 August 2022
quote [ DC cut a scene of Batman performing oral sex because "heroes don't do that." It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone. ]
Of course Batman goes down. Why do you think his mask ends at his nose?
I beg to differ: http://sensibleendowment.com/entry.php/13747
Also: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/wife-buys-sex-doll-satisfy-27520789 https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/french-scientist-star-photo-really-chorizo_n_62ed5d09e4b09d09a2c3c42c https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/11/rise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women
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gendo666 said @ 3:11am GMT on 15th Aug
[Score:1 Sad]
DC who is "so liberal" and accepting of all the gay, straight and robot characters
draws the line at a Bat eating a Pussy's pussy? What's Marvel's take on muff munching? Does Capt.America look up between spread thighs whisper "Hail Hydra" then go to town? |
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cb361 said @ 5:44am GMT on 15th Aug
Your line breaks make this read like poetry .
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mechanical contrivance said @ 12:44pm GMT on 13th Aug
I don't follow DC's logic. Do they think viewers of this show will stop buying Batman toys if they know Batman eats pussy? What does one have to do with the other?
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Headlessfriar said @ 11:40pm GMT on 13th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
I won't buy any toys of characters who perform oral sex. That's why I got rid of my Skeletor figures from childhood, but got some new DJ Kalid & Ben Shapiro dolls instead.
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cb361 said @ 11:38am GMT on 14th Aug
I didn’t know that Skeletor did oral. I thought that was why Evil-Lyn was always so grumpy.
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Headlessfriar said @ 12:15pm GMT on 14th Aug
I couldn't recall exactly, but I'm sure he must after watching this canon episode. skeletor vs beast man from cky movie (its from gnarkill)
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rylex said @ 1:24am GMT on 14th Aug
so according to DC, Heroes can stick and move but never grin in the groove.
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Headlessfriar said @ 2:36am GMT on 14th Aug
[Score:1 Insightful]
What if we shifted viewpoints by releasing a Guitar Hero style game, but for cunnilingus? Or just a PSA campaign, "real men polish pearls" or something like that.
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rylex said @ 2:32pm GMT on 14th Aug
i feel like the guitar hero style game would work better for teaching how to masturbate females.
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