Thursday, 22 September 2022

Pussy (Vagina) Flavored Potato Chips: On Sale Now!

quote [ 1) Chips with unique taste FOR BRAVE and FREE people. After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity… ]

Oh man.... Thinking I need to buy some of these.
[NSFW] [food & drink] [+2]
[by rylex@12:41pmGMT]

Comments

slaytanik said @ 2:52pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Informative]
In South Africa in the 80s we had something called Kreols (pronounced "Creoles") which I guess are similar to Cheetos in shape and texture but Kreols are seafood-flavoured.

I remember a weird fake seafood smell, like the distilled harbour air breathed in by a seal and exhaled on a rotting sardine. And an addictive flavour that I have not had since. I've had weird Lay's flavours in Thailand that came close, but nothing quite hit the spot in the way that fish-fart-box Kreols did.

It's probably the chip equivalent of durian fruit, and I cannot imagine how my parents did not want to murder me every time I asked for these hideous things. I would probably set fire to my car if some kid ate these things inside it, just to get rid of that smell.

Anyway they were brought back into production recently so maybe I'll give that a go again
slaytanik said[1] @ 2:58pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Insightful]
This shit right here is what I speak of. Look at this man on the package, he has been carrying those snapper for days and now he wants to dip your chip in their orifice. Do not trust him:
rylex said @ 4:02pm GMT on 22nd Sep
lol. wtf? gotta admit i am intrigued
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:05pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Interesting]
If i saw these in a store, I would leave them there.
TM said @ 2:01pm GMT on 23rd Sep [Score:1 Original]
Betcha can't eat just one!
cb361 said @ 5:43pm GMT on 22nd Sep
But from my (admittedly) limited experience, each one tastes a bit different. From tart to smokey.
rylex said @ 6:31pm GMT on 22nd Sep
are we talking about oysters or chips?
cb361 said @ 6:42pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Underrated]
Are you accusing me of performing cunnilingus on oysters? That's sick! Sick! Sick! Sick!

Mussels on the other hand love it. The crustacian hussies.
Headlessfriar said @ 9:24pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Calling a muscle crustacean is the same energy as exclaiming "Of course I know where the clitoris is, it's in Illinois near Peoria."
cb361 said @ 10:02pm GMT on 22nd Sep [Score:1 Funny]
Bi-valve? Bi-curious, more like.
rylex said @ 12:38am GMT on 23rd Sep
buy sexual if they pay for it

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