I wish he would wear shoes.

He'd lose half his fanbase.

My friend never wears anything more than sandals. He was splitting wood one day and slipped right into his ankle, huge gash, over 2" long, you could see clear into the meat. He used the injury and his high pain tolerance to flirt with the hospital staff and to this day uses a photo of it as a pickup tool to great success.

He still won't wear shoes.

Shoes suck. I wear them as little as possible.