Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r