random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus



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