random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface



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