random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
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