Monday, 21 August 2017

Of course Donald Trump looked directly into the sun

quote [ Yes, our devil-may-care commander in chief did the thing he is best at and ignored the absolute unyielding consensus recommendation of the world’s doctors, scientists, and subject experts, and looked directly into the blinding motherfucking sun during the eclipse. Perhaps he did not understand the rationale behind the specially tinted glasses, or he merely did not think it applied to him; perhaps he forgot, or thought himself stronger than the sun itself. It really doesn’t matter. It was fate fulfilling itself, because of course if there is one single thing that everyone knows about the eclipse—you shouldn’t look directly at it—Donald Trump would do it.

Then do it a second time. ]

WTF is The Onion even supposed to write about now?
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[by foobar]
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donnie said @ 12:18am GMT on 22nd August
So... basically traffic in Toronto is what it would be like if there was a perma-eclipse.

donnie said @ 12:18am GMT on 22nd August
So... basically traffic in Toronto is what it would be like if there was a perma-eclipse anywhere else.


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donnie said @ 12:18am GMT on 22nd August
So... basically traffic in Toronto is what it would be like if there was a perma-eclipse anywhere else.



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