I remember the days when I could post and vote and stuff... That was nice.

I remember when I added the restrictions after the site had been up for 3 4 years.

If you couldn't acquire 15 points to mod and 30 points to post in those three four years, that's on you. That y'all keep expecting to have the rights to determine the content of this site after contributing fuck all to the discussions blows my mind.

A shitload of y'all want this site to be here when you need your internet security blanket, but you don't contribute to it in a meaningful way to ensure it's here for others when they need it. This is a community driven website; Without a community that actively cares for it, it's nothing but me being an angry babysitter.

I wasn't trying to be critical of the way you're running things.
My apologies if it came across as disrespect to you or this site.

Just feeling genuinely nostalgic for the old site and a point in time when I was more connected to this community.

When sensible erection went down I kind of got pulled into reddit's orbit and it took a while to start coming here regularly.

It was, kind of jarring when I realized posting no longer seemed to be an option, that's all.

Just make a few more comments for us to upmod, we'll get your karma up past the posting threshold in no time.

Get more involved and you don't need to apologize.... maybe. Let's see what you got. ;)

I remember 1 out of 14 of theRed's comments.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This community means about as much to me as a festering ball of dog snot.

Is the reason you didn't acquire more points because the lack of points made you feel unmotivated? Genuinely curious.

Also, the answer was dick jokes. Just say something filthy and nonsensical every none and then and the community will forgive most of your sins as mere eccentricities. Worked for me.

Oh yeah... uh... I really wish I could vote on your post, theRed, if you know what I mean. Where's the What's Your Dick Look Like thread?? The ONE TIME a woman asks you assholes for dick pics and you lot hold back! And you call your erections sensible. Hah! If anyone needs me I'll be jacking off a horse, at least HE appreciates it when I want to look at his penis.

You want a dick pic? I can get you a dick pic, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell I can get you a dick pick by 3 0'clock this afternoon--with ball polish. These fucking amateurs.

I must have missed that post. Still, what I see as a big issue with a "show me your genitals" post is hosting the images. Can't do it here, and after tumblr hamstrung itself, there's not much in the world of social media to do so. Is there a tumblr replacement? I know that one of our former members, can't remember her handle only her RL name, kept a tumblr of dick pics she liked. She shared it a couple times.

Papango. And I think imgur would allow genital pics.

Imagur doesn't allow sexually explicit *posts*, and when they do show up they're typically flagged for removal very quickly. I don't know what their offical policy is on uploading naughty pictures *without* hitting the big green "share to community" button, but plenty of people on the various naughty picture subreddits I've scientifically studied for science seem to host their naughty pictures on Imagur without getting them taken down. So as long as you can manage to upload them without accidentally sharing them with every sad virgin on usersub, you should be fine.

munds.com and LiveJournal is what a lot of my friends went to once tumblr purged them.

Must have missed it too. I rarely miss an opportunity to force my genitals down people's throats.

So, I've been poking around trying to answer my own question. It seems that Mastodon is being put forth as a best bet. It's an open source, decentralized version of twitter, although it has some wannabe tumblr clones that specifically cater to lost pornographers. One is even called humblr, marketing itself hard to lost tumblr porn mongers. I still have to see if I can curate a group of accounts to follow that fill my weird fetishes & interests like I had on tumblr.

It's 2019! Girls are burning their hoop skirts and learning to code and we're still judging dicks by their pictures? What about a dick talent show!?

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that.

There's a live stage show. Go buy some tickets to Puppetry of the Penis. Or just find a video online, either way.

Have a few beers first, it's a legs-crossy experience.

This takes me back to the old SE: The Board Game days. Of course, we knew how to make our own entertainment back in those days.

Yes.

I loved those days.

When I was running egosurfers, a year or two before I quit the first SE, we attempted to build SERPGOnline, a web based mmorpg type thing. I wonder what happened to the code to that.

caffeine made this for it.

Oooooh. I used the same dripping blood graphic for At The Mountains Of Sensibility. That's gone now. Like drops of horse semen in the rain...

Time... to fap.

Will we still need to jack off a horse?

Sounds like a boss battle to me.

That makes me glad the genre isn't Visual Novel, though it could be classed as a Walking Wanking Simulator.

The SNES-era RPGs are so weird to begin with that the SE version barely seems out of place! Maybe the modern version would be an Undertale clone (called Underrated?) where instead of keeping track of how moral you are just keeps track of how many times you masturbate. As the game goes on you get followed by an increasingly large swarm of used tissues which all of the NPCs comment on. If you try to restart the game, they're still there only now they are yellowing and fusty and complain about your neglect behind your back.

Make it like Cookie Clicker but with fapping.

"Fappy Tapper"

"Coochie Schlicker" for the ladies.

That would work perfectly just by reskinning Cookie Clicker.

I joined the first SE just after SE cards were created.

I didn't make the cutoff to be in it. Someone jack me off so I feel better about that.

I'll do it but you have to come to me. I'm not willing to travel for it.