Saturday, 16 May 2020

It's That Special Day!

quote [ Age comes with the benefit of wisdom, and often the difficulty of extremely limited mobility. When a person is unable to leave the house, every little gesture helps. Sending a special wish for a birthday can place a well-deserved smile on the person’s face. This is a time to enjoy everything available including birthdays. A lot of people have no idea what wishes to send. This is why the collection of messages below has been created. ]

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
[SFW] [people] [+5 Good]
[by midden@2:31pmGMT]


cb361 said[1] @ 4:18pm GMT on 16th May [Score:1 Funsightful]
Dutch official advice to single people: find a sex buddy for lockdown

What did they think that single people were spending 90% of their time looking for before?
rylex said @ 5:15pm GMT on 16th May
Love, in all the wrong places.
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:20pm GMT on 16th May
Bob Denver said @ 9:11pm GMT on 16th May [Score:1 Sad]
Happy Birthday Mookie!
eggboy said @ 1:50am GMT on 17th May [Score:1 Good]
Happy Birthday! I got you a present:
WeiYang said @ 2:23pm GMT on 17th May [Score:1 laz0r]
Your birthday is the same as mine, so you must be cool as fuck. Hope you had a happy.
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:25am GMT on 19th May
Best quarantine birthday I ever had! I hope you had a feisty ol’ birthday!
captainstubing said @ 9:23am GMT on 21st May
So Stubing makes 3 M17 motherfuckers.

Who knew?
lilmookieesquire said @ 5:57pm GMT on 16th May
Birthday Messages for Someone Who is Too Old to Get Out of the House

You bastards.
lilmookieesquire said @ 6:00pm GMT on 16th May
Midden when the mookie revolution comes, you will be spared.
It is coming. We just like to nap a lot.
Naruki said @ 7:08pm GMT on 30th May
I had no idea Mookie was born. I always thought he ripped his way out of the host's anus.

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