Monday, 5 February 2024

Florida lawmaker says bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at ‘the ones that are on crack’

quote [ A Florida lawmaker seeking looser regulations on the killing of wildlife has claimed that black bears high on crack are breaking into people’s homes and “tearing them apart”.

The allegation from Republican state congressman Jason Shoaf, whose biography reveals a passion for hunting, is bizarre even by the already unorthodox standards of Florida, which in recent times has boasted cocaine sharks and marauding herpes-ridden monkeys. ]

What the fuck is up with Florida?

like seriously. can anyone explain? looking at you Steele...
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+4 WTF]
[by rylex@7:04pmGMT]


mechanical contrivance said @ 3:43pm GMT on 6th Feb [Score:2]
I didn't know bears could smoke crack. How to they work the lighter without thumbs?
rylex said @ 7:26pm GMT on 6th Feb
simple, they use candles instead of lighters.
Headlessfriar said @ 10:58am GMT on 7th Feb [Score:1 Interesting]
That's why they're always after beehives; it's not so much the honey as the wax to make crack candles.

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