Friday, 31 July 2015

Reptilian shapeshifters have taken over Hollywood!

quote [ This video series is a compilation of the most significant examples of shapeshifting I've found in movies, several of which contain near-complete transformations. I've seen enough at this point to know exactly what they are: a reptilian race of polymorphic mimics..... ]

and i for one welcome our new reptilian overlords....
[SFW] [Big Brother] [+6 Good]
[by phobos28km@11:55pmGMT]

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MFDork said @ 5:55am GMT on 1st Aug [Score:1 Funny]
Major mental illness is funny; not "haha" funny, but... funny. In that certain horrible way. I've got a cousin who's borderline schizophrenic, and some of his beliefs made you chuckle, right up until his folks discovered his ammunition stockpiling :/
Jack Blue said[1] @ 9:00am GMT on 1st Aug [Score:1 Funsightful]
And not a single frame of Thulsa Doom turning snake.

At least I don't think so, I did not watch it all.

Continued to watch it.

"Large muscles/cords are bulging out from her neck, which is definitely not human anatomy,[...]"
Umh...
midden said @ 2:08pm GMT on 1st Aug
Yes, I was seriously disappointed by the lack of James Earl Jones. How can you talk about reptilian transformations in Conan the Barbarian and completely ignore the transforming Snake God?! Even if he was the one true non-reptilian actor in the whole film, his transformation was obviously the Reptilians mocking us for not knowing what the rest of the cast actually are.
lilmookieesquire said @ 12:29am GMT on 1st Aug
Anky's little pet project is working out nicely.
midden said @ 1:10am GMT on 1st Aug
Someone should take some 24fps, low light, wide aperture film of this guy running and jumping around, then let him inspect it frame by fram. He will be horrified to discover that the reptilians have infected him in a hideous, evil plot to transform all of humanity into beasts like themselves!
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 2:30am GMT on 1st Aug
I'm guessing they've got some kind of internal filter that would tell them either the distortions in their own images were just video artifacts that were completely different from the OBVIOUS WAKE-UP-SHEEPLE evidence they've collected or that said "tells" were just the reptillian overlords doctoring their footage as some kind of psy-op against them personally.

A similar phenomenon is "orbs." Because circular artifacts in photos taken with a flash are totally ghosts and not dust, because apparently paranoid obsessives never wore glasses in their lives.
midden said @ 2:11pm GMT on 1st Aug
True. If the answer to, "What evidence would convince you that your current beliefs are incorrect?" is, "There is none." there's no point in even bothering.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 2:15pm GMT on 1st Aug [Score:1 Interesting]
The thing is they've developed this amazingly complicated mythology that would make for an interesting sci-fi/horror novel or RPG setting.

The trouble is, I'd fear there wouldn't be a ton of mainstream appeal, but the crazies would latch onto it and just re-enforce their insanity. Kind of like what happened with the Illuminati New World Order card game.
midden said[1] @ 2:20pm GMT on 1st Aug
Both of the V mini series were well received and very popular. The later tv series was, at the time, the most expensive show per episode, ever. So there may a decent amount of interest in such an RPG.

Dianna
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 3:07pm GMT on 1st Aug [Score:1 Informative]
The hard part is to not re-create Pandemonium. The rabbit hole just goes too deep, I tells ya!

BTW, I got my copy of that game after they ran an ad in Dragon Magazine where if you sent an SASE for media mail, they'd send a free copy just to clear out their warehouse.
midden said @ 5:33pm GMT on 1st Aug
That game looks great. I like his comment about how even serious RPGs have an unavoidable streak of silliness. Why not embrace it? It's been ten years or more since I've played a non-computer RPG, but this looks like one I might look into buying.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 6:59pm GMT on 1st Aug
Not that I'd encourage this kind of thing, but LOADS of old out-of-print RPGs are available via torrent. I even found some I went out and bought later on, having never heard of them before (including one of the bleaker post-apoc settings I've ever run across, KidWorld).

Were I to start up a new gaming group, I'd probably try to find some universal RPG system (GURPS or Hero are favorites, just for flexibility, or maybe the Storyteller one they use for the Dresden Files) and adapt the crap out of a forgotten campaign setting. I found a lot of lost-n-gone RPGs had great setups but poor mechanics.
midden said @ 9:31pm GMT on 1st Aug
A few years ago I torrented The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan and The Ghost Tower of Inverness D&D modules just to read through them for nostalgia's sake. I still have a very clear visual memory of the huge "boulder" in a room made of caustic limestone that turns out to be a giant hermit crab. We all died many times getting through that one. I'm pretty sure it was in the Hidden Shrine. I should find Against the Giants and Queen of the Demon Web Pits just for fun. Somewhere I still have my original Monster Manual and Player's Handbook.
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:44pm GMT on 1st Aug
[PDF]The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan
archmagev.com › AD&D 1st - 9032 - C1...
Advanced Dungeons 81 Dragons'”. Competition Module ..... The boulder is in reality a huge shell inhabited by a giant ... The crab will deny any knowledge of this place, stating that it ... flesh that comes in contact with this lime will take 1 point of.
lilmookieesquire said @ 10:48pm GMT on 1st Aug
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HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 11:30pm GMT on 1st Aug
I think half the shrine was made out of caustic limestone.

And I've saved ALL the D&D I ever came in contact with. Unfortunately, they used REALLY cheap-ass staples, so most of my older rulebooks & modules have rust-spots holding them together.
R1Xhard said[1] @ 3:06pm GMT on 1st Aug
b what you reckon can I be Lizard King?
blackpsypher said @ 2:36am GMT on 1st Aug
They can take over whatever the hell they want to as long as the next Star Wars movies aren't complete crap.

Betray that trust and I'm dropping nukes into the core of the Earth.
GordonGuano said @ 6:02am GMT on 1st Aug
I don't envy the crazy, but I am kind of jealous of that level of focus.
phobos28km said @ 7:27am GMT on 1st Aug
I feel like if I had that level of focus, I could melt steel with just my mind.
HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 1:18pm GMT on 1st Aug
So you're saying that while jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

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