Monday, 17 April 2017

Alex Jones’ Defense in Upcoming Custody Battle Is That He’s a Fake

quote [ The man who claims the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre was staged will be in a Texas courtroom over the next two weeks to argue that he is mentally fit to maintain custody of his three kids. To prove this, Jones’ attorneys will say the InfoWars boss and friend of Donald Trump is a fraud. ]
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[by XregnaR@3:15pmGMT]

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mechavolt said @ 4:06pm GMT on 17th Apr [Score:1 Good]
This is the bullshit Fox News pulls in court. "We trust our viewers to recognize that these shows are opinion, and not actual facts."
Bleb said @ 6:56pm GMT on 17th Apr
And sadly, it'll work. He'll use the "it's all a performance" angle for the trial, then when it's over, Jones' listeners will go back to believing that every word out of his mouth is the literal gospel truth. Anyone pointing out the cognitive dissonance will be shouted down with the catch-all "triggered snowflake red pill" defense.


Also, ignore the fact that the actual gospels are not even the literal gospel truth.
conception said @ 3:29pm GMT on 17th Apr
"He's just saying that to get to keep his kids because the judges are all just liberal patsies anyway. We should stone his ex-wife. It's the only way to be sure."
rylex said @ 3:57pm GMT on 17th Apr
sadly, this wont change a thing. Thx confirmation bias.
Jodan said @ 3:58pm GMT on 17th Apr
"Your honour this man is Fake News"
"Objection! You're Fake News!"
"how?"
"Because you cant handle the truth!"

Spoiler: the truth is gay lizard people from space.
C18H27NO3 said @ 6:22pm GMT on 17th Apr
Not to be confused with Leezurd. But I've often wondered if he was from Uranus.
Jodan said @ 6:59pm GMT on 17th Apr [Score:2 Informative]
Leezurd is a citizen of the koala empire which at this moment is leading an armada against the lizard alliance for control over the strategic planet X. Our governments are supporting the Lizards because they have been promised double immortality and the stem cells of conservative babies which they will use to clone themselves to rule over colonies of liberals. The liberal Koala empire will use planet X's rays to mind control the liberal governments into planting eucalyptus on mars, Europa, and Alpha centauri in order to cement Koala control over this sector. They will then carry out their ultimate plan of using the humans, who are the only beings capable of ska music which will be used to destroy all of creation.
sanepride said @ 5:35pm GMT on 17th Apr
'Performance artist'. lol.
bbqkink said @ 10:01pm GMT on 17th Apr
CNN treats politics like sports — and it’s making us all dumber

When you treat politics like a game, you’re going to end up with news coverage that cares more about drama than it does about the truth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pS4x8hXQ5c&feature=youtu.be
damnit said @ 12:48am GMT on 18th Apr
Is it any wonder that the majority of WWE fans also vote that way?
Anonynonymous said @ 5:49pm GMT on 18th Apr
It's been known for a while that he's actually a very rational and reasonable guy in private, many people who know him personally would vouch that he's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I'm very surprised that he hasn't been exposed as a fraud for so long. I wonder what's gonna happen to his bread and butter now.
HoZay said @ 6:03pm GMT on 18th Apr
Why would anything change?
Anonynonymous said @ 6:07pm GMT on 18th Apr
Conspiracy nuts are suspicious individuals. why would they trust him and be his audiences ever again?
HoZay said @ 6:26pm GMT on 18th Apr
'Cause they're gullible morons whose suspicion is poorly focused.

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