obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution
Monday, 5 October 2026

John Michell: The Forgotten Genius Who Predicted Black Holes

quote [ More than a century before Albert Einstein revolutionized physics with his theory of general relativity, and nearly two centuries before astronomers accepted the existence of black holes, an English clergyman and scientist named John Michell proposed a startling idea. ]

Everything's in order in a black hole
[SFW] [history] [+1 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [1 comment]

Friday, 2 October 2026

Agios Neophytos: The Hermit People Couldn't Manage to Leave Alone

quote [ Hermited so hard everyone showed up. I'd be PISSED. ]

Like some hermit in a cage
[SFW] [history] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [0 comments]

Thursday, 1 October 2026

Philip Sidney and the Extreme (Dis)graces of the Parenthesis

quote [ Erasmus called them ?little moons? and George Puttenham praised them as ?figures of tolerable disorder? (if used not too often ?nor too thick?). For Philip Sidney, they were simply indispensable. Florence Hazrat introduces us to the uncontested early modern king of brackets and to his romance Arcadia, which abruptly ends, like its author?s life, hanging on a parenthesis. ]

I'm high, I split an O in half, now it's a parenthesis
[SFW] [history] [+3 Classy Pr0n]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 28 September 2026

Mysterious ?Anomalies? Have Been Detected Beyond King Tut?s Tomb. Could They Be Secret Passageways Leading to the Long-Lost Remains of Queen Nefertiti?

quote [ Geophysical surveys provide new evidence for a theory that the Egyptian pharaoh was interred in the outer rooms of an existing burial complex. Researchers are trying to get approval to investigate for themselves ]

Majestic in her empire like so many I've seen rise and fall
[SFW] [history] [+1 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:02amGMT] [0 comments]

Thursday, 24 September 2026

alt.time-capsule.reopened

quote [ Usenet-Rewind, a new tool for digging into Usenet history, holds much potential for researchers. But seeing your old posts on Usenet is gonna feel weird. ]

On my 12th trip to Usenet, new posts awaited me
[SFW] [history] [+1 Good]
[by ScoobySnacks@8:41amGMT] [0 comments]



Monday, 21 September 2026

Marcus Terentius Varro and The Invisible Creatures That Cause Disease

quote [ In the first century BC, nearly two thousand years before the invention of the microscope, the Roman scholar Marcus Terentius Varro made a remarkable observation about the cause of disease. ]

Acting like this will cause disease
[SFW] [history] [+1 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@10:28amGMT] [0 comments]

Monday, 14 September 2026

Archaeologists Discover the World's Oldest Evidence of Habitual Drug Use in the Teeth of a Hunter-Gatherer Who Lived Up to 25,000 Years Ago

quote [ This individual may have regularly sucked on betel nuts, known for their mind-altering properties, leading to worsening dental disease. Researchers say the discovery sheds light on addiction in prehistoric environments ]

Just shake it by the betel nut tree
[SFW] [history] [+2 Insightful]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:10amGMT] [0 comments]

Tuesday, 8 September 2026

The US Navy's Failed Formosa Expedition

quote [ Nearly a century before the Vietnam War, the United States undertook one of its first military interventions in East Asia. It was not a full-scale campaign, and it lasted only a single day. Its opponent was not a modern army but the indigenous Paiwan people of southern Taiwan. ]

But they don't like that much cause it's called Formosa
[SFW] [history] [+2 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [0 comments]

Friday, 4 September 2026

The Palace That Was Mostly Guessed

quote [ What I found at Knossos was less Bronze Age palace, more one man's very confident guess ]

And I said we?re gonna find some bitches up at Knossos
[SFW] [history] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:01amGMT] [0 comments]

Sunday, 30 August 2026

Card Sharks

quote [ American Greetings turned Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears into cartoon stars, proving the greeting card-to-TV pipeline was a hit. ]

cheap greeting cards, hollywood films
[SFW] [history] [+2]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [1 comment]



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