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Saturday, 20 December 2014
quote [ I assume, too, you're talking about a very well-sedated crocodile. ]
"Greek historian Herodotus claims Egyptians 'mastered the art of sexual congress with a crocodile'"
[source: some shitty CRACKED article about weird sex that crashes my shitty computer] Specifically for health reasons, "...the Egyptians developed a way of catching and then flipping a crocodile on to its back and restraining it so it could not resist penetration. Clearly this form of bestiality was a large group activity..." [ Source: Stephen Morris Blog Post] An aside: "The Talmud, a commentary on the Old Testament, specifically forbids a widow from keeping a pet dog, lest she be tempted to have sexual relations with it." This source appears to be where Stephen Morris got his info. Nothing new, but confirmation. [Source: A google book on bestiality ] To be clear, I don't want to fuck a crocodile. I just find weird sexual practices, and bizarre history, to be fascinating. Thought I'd share. People need to post more crazy shit. Additional thoughts, insights, research welcome.
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shiftace said[1] @ 6:49pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:3 Good]
You don't want to fuck a crocodile? Clearly you are in deNile.
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nik said @ 6:54pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:1 Funny]
Maybe I'm having a pyraMID life crisis. Pharoah nuff? I am now deserting these puns.
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cb361 said @ 11:56pm GMT on 21st Dec
Get me a female crocodile, and make it snappy.
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mechanical contrivance said @ 12:39am GMT on 22nd Dec
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Isosceles_Lock said @ 7:12pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:3 Hot Pr0n]
 codex seraphinianus |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 7:40pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:1 Sad]
This post has led me down a dark path. I have many regrets.
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shiftace said @ 7:43pm GMT on 20th Dec
It will all be over soon.
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Ankylosaur said @ 10:35pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:1 Insightful]
I can't find any crocodile fucking in Herodotus' History.
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nik said @ 2:25am GMT on 21st Dec
I found that same text elsewhere and noted the same absence. Made me sad. I genuinely want to know more about crocodile sex rituals among ancient Egyptians.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 11:57pm GMT on 20th Dec
[Score:1 Good]
I kind of want to hang out with the first person that was like "That crocodile, we have to fuck it."
I mean, I suppose after a guy (or gal!) fucks a crocodile, no one really messes with you anymore. "Lilmookieesquire? Nah man, don't fuck with him. You know what he did? He got drunk and fucked a crocodile. What won't that guy fuck?" Major street cred. |
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shiftace said @ 12:46am GMT on 21st Dec
Don't blame it on alcohol. Getting drunk doesn't make someone do something they weren't already thinking about doing and bedsides, you didn't seem that drunk to me.
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Hactar said @ 10:21am GMT on 21st Dec
[Score:1 Good]
Why you would want to fuck a crocodile (From the wonderful oglaf, this strip SFW, most of the rest are not.)
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nik said @ 6:59pm GMT on 20th Dec
People having sex turning into a crocodile sounds like more fun than fucking a crocodile.
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arrowhen said @ 7:18pm GMT on 20th Dec
(Crocodile) tears make the best lube!
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midden said @ 10:24pm GMT on 20th Dec
It's not as much fun as you might think.
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LL said @ 10:53pm GMT on 24th Dec
Why come to se when I can get my info on msn.com or huffington post?
People need to post more crazy shit. Yes. SE used to post very eclectic shit not found easily. Keep up the good work nik |
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maryyugo said @ 7:40pm GMT on 27th Dec
Is someone who fucks a dead crocodile a necrodile? Or a crockophile?
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"Egyptians are said to have had coitus with female crocodiles". And that's all he said on the matter. What the hell? See extended for more...