Wednesday, 9 April 2014


quote [ /*****************
* cellBlockA.js *
* Good morning, Dr. Eval.
* It wasn't easy, but I've managed to get your computer down
* to you. This system might be unfamiliar, but the underlying
* code is still JavaScript. Just like we predicted.
* Now, let's get what we came here for and then get you out of
* here. Easy peasy.
* I've given you as much access to their code as I could, but
* it's not perfect. The red background indicates lines that
* are off-limits from editing.
* The code currently places blocks in a rectangle surrounding
* you. All you need to do is make a gap. You don't even need
* to do anything extra. In fact, you should be doing less.
*/ ]

Interesting meta Javascript game
[SFW] [games] [+10 Good]
[by macst34@11:03amGMT]


Bleb said @ 9:42pm GMT on 9th Apr
+1 just for "Dr. Eval"
arrowhen said @ 5:38am GMT on 10th Apr
Woot, finally beat it! That was fun!
Bleb said @ 7:15am GMT on 10th Apr
How many levels are there? Just so I know how much hair-pulling I have to look forward to.
arrowhen said @ 5:18pm GMT on 10th Apr
20, I think it was? The menu button will show you -- and also let you go back and look at the code from previous levels, which is handy if you're a noob like me and need to keep referring to code examples for even the simplest tasks.
lilmookieesquire said @ 8:35am GMT on 10th Apr
Anyone have some lvl 7 color lock advice?
snagUber said @ 4:49pm GMT on 10th Apr
same here. I added


and used the phone call back to reload and now my player is yellow ?!? red is said to be color: "#f00", // red ffs !
arrowhen said @ 5:43pm GMT on 10th Apr
Make a phone callback function to cycle the player through the colors.
arrowhen said @ 11:30pm GMT on 10th Apr
Here's what I did:

player.setPhoneCallback(function () {

var col = player.getColor();

if (col == "#0f0") {

if (col == "#ff0") {

if (col == "#f00") {

arrowhen said @ 11:34pm GMT on 10th Apr
Apparently code tags don't work.
lilmookieesquire said @ 11:23pm GMT on 14th Apr
Bleb said @ 6:15pm GMT on 10th Apr
This is where I am now. I'm trying to use if/else to cycle through the colours, but it stops cycling after the first change from green to red.
Kelyn said @ 3:31pm GMT on 10th Apr
Is it wrong that this makes me want to learn javascript?
mechanical contrivance said @ 4:47pm GMT on 10th Apr
No, that means it's working.
arrowhen said @ 5:41pm GMT on 10th Apr
It's making me want to dig out the FlashPunk roguelike I was fiddling around with about a year ago.
arrowhen said @ 4:50pm GMT on 9th Apr [Score:-1 Flamebait]
filtered comment under your threshold
arrowhen said @ 11:42pm GMT on 9th Apr
Turns out I had the right idea, my problem was just that I know absolutely fuck-all about javascript syntax.

13 is kicking my ass, though.

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