Do they have a recipe for jerked chicken?

This link first came up during a friend's job related search for artificial insemination techniques with chickens. He knows how to jerk a chicken, and if you want pointers, I can ask.

Do we still have the "feature" that let's us comment in the future?

We sure do, Jizzy McTimeswapper

And then the extended goes here (after the future posts)


I would not be surprised if the author turned out to be one of us.
http://cookingwithcum.com/

Also, speaking of The Event. I feel this is appropriate to our situation now:

Seems none of what is put into the extended showed up in the post itself, so it then just goes here now. Then my reference to The Event makes a bit more sense, being sensible and all.

I'm guessing this was probably posted before The Event, but it is a brave new world now, and we all need some creamy goodness to get over the drought of the last couple of weeks.

Yes, I remember some very old post about sperm recipes. But who cares?
No past, no repost.

No.

Sometimes it's good to be shellfish.

Bend over, I'll cook.

http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228

If some of the videos I have seen on the internet are anything to go by then ladies must find this the most delicious ingredient of all.

It also appears to work well as some kind of general purpose lotion for the skin of the face, breasts, midriff and buttocks. Perhaps firming, toning and reducing the appearance if blemishes.

Not to mention that some fancy fashioning it into jewellery.

"I'll be right back, honey. I have to get some ingredients for dinner."

"Going to the grocery store?"

"Nope. Sperm bank."

Pff... homegrown is best!

No doubt, but it takes me a while to feed more than one person!

Would be easier in a household with two cocks cooks.

Oh, bloody hell! No strikethroughs? No fair!

I know don't know what you're talking about.

;)

Cocksure bastard! ; )

No strikethroughs! No fair!

Hmm. They work in my profile.

Looks like &ltstrike&gt works but &lts&gt doesn't.

OK, that's fucking annoying. Can we at least have the same rules applied to our profiles as our comments, so we can use our profile pages to test html?

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE ASSHOLE! :P

I just saw his comment while I'm working on the new posting page and changed it while you guys were fucking around. Eventually the profiles will have the same restrictions as comments, I just haven't gotten to that yet.

Feel free to complain and point out bugs, but remember, 'please' and 'thank you' is not just for dealing with hookers.

Sorry, I wasn't trying to get snappy with you. I appreciate your efforts greatly; I'm just in a shit mood today.

Quite alright. Hope your mood picks up :)

...his comment...

Does that mean I have a penis now, and can provide all the ingredients for the cocktails without asking a man? Groovy!

I assure you, I have no idea :)

I checked. Still no junk down there.

I apologize for leaping to conclusions and I will be sure to fumble around down there for a few minutes before making any future assumptions ;)

No complaints here. Although the boyfriend on the other side of the ocean might have a thing to two to say.

Well then he can just show me his and I'll trust his word that it's not an illusion ;)

Or you could go and jack off his horse...

That's not how the meme goes! :P

True, but then it is kind of pointless to jack off a horse with no testicles.

...

I don't even know anymore! :)

About every other horse is born with testicles. This immediately reduces their chances of survival, because testicles are a bit of a bother on a horse.

Those testicle bearing horses which are not eaten will by and large have their testicles lopped off. This makes their lives much more pleasant, even if it becomes pointless to jack them off. Why may not be readily apparent to the uninitiated, but the lives of those few remaining betesticled horses can be provided in explanation.

Their lot can be one of a few different sorts. Some languish somewhere, sexually unsatisfied and lonely most of the time, but occasionally someone will show up and jack them off. This is probably a kinder fate than that of those testicle endowed horses who do live with the constant threat of having their testicles kicked out from underneath them by some of those horses which were not born with testicles. The brief pleasure of attempted procreation probably does little to ameliorate the pain otherwise caused by the consequences of being a horse with testicles.

Once upon a time, someone posted a video of a revolutionary tool for horse breeders to use with their studs. It was basically just something for the horse to mount and penetrate.... but the tool didn't provide enough stimulation for the horse to ejaculate. so the trainers still had to manually stimulate the horse's cock. Thus, you still have to jack off a horse! :D

the end.

But tangents are so much more fun!

No! No tangents for you!

Tangent, I will miss you.

Oh, alright. You can have your tangent, as long as you promise to take care of it properly! Make sure it stays fed, doesn't poop in my shoes, and is jacked off regularly. I don't want have to be jacking this thing off in a week because you've gone and gotten bored of it.

Can I ride it instead?

Oh, I suppose.

Righty-o! Then I will. Think I'll take care of sine and cosine whilst I'm at it.

Have fun. Don't forget to show your work.

I would appreciate it if someone would please vigorously confirm my gender in the manner you describe.

Don't we all?

Not that that would actually prove anything either way.

...'[P]lease' and 'thank you' is not just for dealing with hookers.

Tagline?

...'[P]lease' and 'thank you' is not just for dealing with hookers.

Tagline?

Suppose it is old fashioned and <del></del> doesn't do anything, and either <strike> or <s> are the thing.

This calls for a "Can't Unread" moderation choice. I need to rinse my brain out now...

+1 Brain Bleach and -1 Brain Bleach would be good.

as some one who has swallowed her fair share..this still squicks me out