Monday, 31 October 2016

Jerkmile

quote [ You have masturbated
~239 miles
0.00964 times around the world
2969 soccer fields
6894 space shuttles
23900 semi trucks
2338560 smartphones ]

Put in some info, see how your mtf (miles to fap) ratio holds up. Strangely, not app with a multimillion dollar Kickstarter.
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+6 Funsightful]
[by GordonGuano@9:32pmGMT]

Comments

lilmookieesquire said @ 10:06pm GMT on 31st Oct [Score:3 Informative]
5 miles. But I've only masterbated once.
kylemcbitch said @ 9:36pm GMT on 31st Oct
You have masturbated
~1031 miles
0.04146 times around the world
12767 soccer fields
29638 space shuttles
102744 semi trucks
10053120 smartphones
SkierTrash said @ 10:10pm GMT on 31st Oct
Reminds me off the tool joke song maynards dick.

Don't you want to glide on! Slide a mile six inches at a time on maynards diiiiicccckkkkk!!!!
Bleb said @ 10:33pm GMT on 31st Oct
I got 'OVERFLOW ERROR'. I guess it only uses 32-bit calculation.
slaytanik said @ 1:57am GMT on 1st Nov
You need to upgrade your penis
Headlessfriar said @ 2:25am GMT on 1st Nov
I suggest adding wings on your penis.
zarathustra said @ 5:26am GMT on 1st Nov
There's a 'skeeter on my peter.
arrowhen said @ 10:38pm GMT on 31st Oct
~7721 miles
0.31041 times around the world
95585 soccer fields
221894 space shuttles
769207 semi trucks
75264000 smartphones
slaytanik said @ 12:16am GMT on 1st Nov
Either you're really old, or you have a monster dong, or both
arrowhen said @ 10:46pm GMT on 31st Oct
Is it just me, or does their suggested average of 40 BPM seem really slow?
cakkafracle said @ 11:43pm GMT on 31st Oct [Score:1 Informative]
I can only guess but I think I clock around 150bpm....
arrowhen said @ 12:54am GMT on 1st Nov
Yeah, that's about what I estimated too.
7 said @ 1:30am GMT on 1st Nov
Trying to count at the same time is too distracting. This is the first time I ever considered an Apple watch.
arrowhen said @ 1:46am GMT on 1st Nov [Score:3]
Fapple watch.
cakkafracle said @ 1:53am GMT on 1st Nov
I just picked a reasonable speed and avgd how many per sec, then multiplied by 60.
rylex said @ 11:03pm GMT on 31st Oct
Im sure the novice gets 40 spm but pros like you easily do 70 spm bro
yogi said @ 5:47am GMT on 3rd Nov
At 40 spm I get 340. At 150 spm it more than triples. Hmmm...

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