Friday, 26 September 2014

Hey the numbers don't lie...

This guy has the math to back up his claims. I'm convinced.
[SFW] [humor] [+6 Informative]
[by dolemite@8:27pmGMT]

Comments

buzhidao said @ 9:43pm GMT on 26th Sep [Score:2]
no.
foobar said @ 9:21am GMT on 27th Sep [Score:1 Underrated]
Make it go away.
vintuk said @ 8:40pm GMT on 26th Sep
damn it, i have been doing it wrong!
Kat said @ 10:15pm GMT on 26th Sep
Damn it.

My name is Tiffany.
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:08pm GMT on 27th Sep
Can I grab breakfast at your place? (no hetro)
Kelyn said @ 10:27pm GMT on 26th Sep
Damn it, I am dating a Tiffany.

And I thought she was sane, oh well guess I better end it...
SnappyNipples said @ 10:31pm GMT on 26th Sep
I need a lot more money.
ooo[......7 said @ 10:57pm GMT on 26th Sep
Hi-Larious

thank you dolemite
Kat said @ 11:00pm GMT on 26th Sep
I think they missed a section of the graph for women. Any guy who is extremely cute (with or without money) is gay or married (or both).
GordonGuano said @ 4:26am GMT on 27th Sep
I dunno, there's something to be said for dating the homely. I used to love going out to bars with this woman who rated .3, maybe .35 silbers* in a good light because I knew I could take a leak and come back without worrying that someone would be chatting her up.


* my personal unit of feminine pulchritude, the silber is based on the most physically attractive woman I have ever met, circa 1992. Roughly 1,000 millihelens. While it represents the perfection of a brilliant and busty raven-haired goddess, it can he relative. The woman who toook my virginity got an extra .2 silbers added, for a total of 1.05.
GordonGuano said @ 4:59am GMT on 27th Sep [Score:2]
testing...
ComposerNate said @ 2:09pm GMT on 6th Oct
I somehow picked up the advice to "always go for the bent card; she'll never leave you."
GordonGuano said @ 5:17am GMT on 7th Oct [Score:1 WTF]
0.3S* is as low as I'm willing to go, and that's pretty much the floor as long as you have all your parts in the right places and reasonable hygiene.

*yeah, I've been there. From the neck down, think of Kathy Bates getting out of the hot tub in About Schmidt. From the neck up, think of a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. Still, as the Japanese say, where there's love, smallpox scars can look like dimples.

I still got kicked to the curb, mind you.
blacksun said @ 6:45am GMT on 27th Sep
Damn it, I ended up watching this guys christmas videos.
bltrocker said @ 7:22am GMT on 27th Sep
This is the epitome of dad humor.

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