Thursday, 17 August 2017

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING BOOBS!

quote [ Are boobs on the outs? This seems to be the case for millennials, at least in regards to their porn-viewing habits. New data released by Pornhub has revealed a rather distinct generational trend regarding our cultural fondness for breasts.

Their data revealed the younger the generation, the less interested they are in women’s mammaries. The data exhibits young adults ages 18 to 24 are almost 20 percent less likely to search for breast-related content on the site whereas those 55 to 64 were 17 percent more likely. The age groups in between ascend as viewers age increases. ]

You Bastards, you blew it up! God damn you all to hell! NSFW for thumb.
[NSFW] [dystopian violence] [+3]
[by foobar@2:05amGMT]

Comments

steele said @ 2:26am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:5 Funny]
rylex said @ 3:15am GMT on 17th Aug
ahhhh, Millenials.

Is there anything they haven't been accused of ruining?

if so we better jump on it and attribute it to them now.
damnit said @ 3:38am GMT on 17th Aug
Killing Hitler
slaytanik said @ 5:14am GMT on 17th Aug
The guy who killed Hitler was the original millennial
arrowhen said @ 6:34am GMT on 17th Aug
Hitler was a millennial!?
foobar said @ 6:59am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:2]
Born 1889...

Goddamn millennials killed the Jews.
biblebeltdrunk said @ 2:16pm GMT on 17th Aug [Score:1 Funny]
I love my extension that changes millennials to snake people.
cb361 said @ 10:32pm GMT on 17th Aug
It changes snake people to snake people?
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:00pm GMT on 17th Aug
Old people sure love to complain about young people.
damnit said @ 3:21am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:3 Underrated]
Obviously fake looking boobs are a turn off.
dolemite said @ 5:46am GMT on 17th Aug
amen
spaceloaf said @ 4:49am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:3 Insightful]
Personally, I'm all about that ass.

Bruceski said @ 2:21am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:2 Insightful]
Boobs are awesome, but searching for it on porn sites pulls up fetish stuff that goes well past "good tits" into the realm of "good grief".
Hugh E. said @ 4:09pm GMT on 17th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
Sadly, so much porn has gone that route. "You like p in v? You'll love 5p in v!!!"
rapscallion said @ 2:22am GMT on 18th Aug
No shit, I find I have to play the fetish game to get what I want...p in v without the seemingly obligatory anal? Search for impregnation fettish stuff...not to be confused with preggers porn...people are weird. I just want to see a PENIS going in and out of a VAGINA and maybe some tits sprinkled on top!
the circus said @ 2:57am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:2]
slaytanik said @ 5:09am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:1 Informative]
Pretty sure grandpa ate ass too
rndmnmbr said[2] @ 9:08am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:2 Underrated]
I'll let my man Roast Beef tell you how it is.

mechanical contrivance said @ 1:23pm GMT on 17th Aug [Score:2]
Normal boobs aren't getting the love they need! Where's the normal boob porn, damn it!
slaytanik said @ 5:12am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:1 Funsightful]
At what point will boobs make a comeback because "cumshots just feel more authentic on them"?
damnit said @ 11:40am GMT on 17th Aug
Probably when facials lose their appeal
mechavolt said @ 11:10am GMT on 17th Aug [Score:1 Underrated]
I'm with Bruceski on this one. I'm a breast man, but if you search for "boobs" you get absurdly large fetish type shit.
rezties said @ 2:11am GMT on 17th Aug
I've been waiting for this day a long time.


More boobs for me.
rylex said @ 2:21am GMT on 17th Aug
you can have the boobs, I'll take all booties.

that's where the fun happens you know?
SnappyNipples said @ 2:35am GMT on 17th Aug
Hot Boobies


Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.

Dienes said @ 12:14pm GMT on 17th Aug
"Millennials are less interested in boobs because they aren't getting breast augmentation surgery!"

Augmentation isn't typically covered by insurance while reduction often is. Millennials don't have the discretionary income to afford a significant procedure like that out of pocket.

I wonder if 18-24yos searching for breasts less often is an actual decrease from previous generations - I mean, 18-24yos have pretty easy access to seeing nice tits (from other Millennials). I don't know how easily most 64yos would see a 20yos tits outside of a porn search.
Ankylosaur said @ 2:20pm GMT on 17th Aug
AVACADO TITS
Bleb said @ 6:05pm GMT on 17th Aug
"hold my avocado"
"AW YIS"
C18H27NO3 said @ 8:41pm GMT on 17th Aug
I remember a cartoon, don't remember where. An old man is in a porch with his grandkid and the caption is :

The worst thing about growing old is your grandmothers titties.

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