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Wednesday, 12 July 2023

In American Indie Wrestling, Bodies Are Cheap And Healthcare Is Not

quote [ It took Jonni ?Rotten? Ramirez one and a half seconds to ruin his life. I?ve watched the footage: Ramirez, real name Jonathan Carrion, is wrestling against Prince Adam for the Inspire A.D. promotion in Austin, Texas. The event is called ?The Long Walk Home? and it?s just after 7:00 p.m. in the gray-beige back room of a pinball arcade in the far northwest side of town ]

Ring bell, fighters in the ring
[SFW] [sports] [+1 WTF]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:00amGMT] [3 comments]

Monday, 20 March 2023

Field of Bankruptcies

quote [ It?s hard out there trying to do something new, which is why we want to look back on some of the notable failed sports leagues. ]

got years in the league bitch the hustle the sport
[SFW] [sports] [+1 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@7:28amGMT] [1 comment]

Wednesday, 8 February 2023

The Muhammad Ali of Marbles

quote [ Len Smith is quite possibly the most dominant sportsperson on the planet. The Crawley resident is crafting perfect porcelain spheres from discarded toilet bowls, as he prepares to defend his world title at the 1973 British and World Marbles Championship on the hallowed concrete circle at Tinsley Green. ]

Quietly manipulating his marbles
[SFW] [sports] [+5 Original]
[by slaytanik@8:37amGMT] [5 comments]

Friday, 4 November 2022

Fan?s Clairvoyant 2019 ?Next 10 World Series Champions? Tweet Goes Viral

quote [ They successfully picked the Dodgers to win the 2020 World Series, and the Braves to win in ?21. Both franchises were riding fairly high in 2019, but nailing the two picks is impressive nevertheless. ]

He picked the Phillies for this year. If the Phillies win tomorrow, putting $1000 on the fucking mariners next year.

[SFW] [sports]
[by rylex@5:57amGMT] [5 comments]

The Centerfield Soldiers of the 7 Line Army

quote [ Riding the emotional rollercoaster with ?Loogy,? ?Barefoot? and the most dedicated family of Mets superfans as they root, root, root for the hardest-luck team in sports. ]

Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
[SFW] [sports]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:09amGMT] [1 comment]



Monday, 8 August 2022

Gentlepeople, I present to you: Ice Wars!

quote [ Bareknuckle boxing in an ice skating rink has gone professional ]

It's like Boxing Ice Capades! And it's amazing!

[NSFW] [sports]
[by rylex@7:53pmGMT] [2 comments]

Tuesday, 10 May 2022

The Mostly Untold Story Of How The Sports Bra Conquered The World And Tore Its Inventors Apart

quote [ ?Never go into business with friends if you?re not prepared to stab them in the back.? ]

I see u in ya sports bra
[SFW] [sports] [+3 Informative]
[by ScoobySnacks@10:57amGMT] [1 comment]

Monday, 28 February 2022

The Art of Passing

quote [ With defenses spread out more than ever before, the NBA has become a playground for the game?s most creative passers ]

If you pass me the ball then I'm going for the win
[SFW] [sports]
[by ScoobySnacks@9:54amGMT] [0 comments]

Monday, 21 February 2022

Finnish skier says his penis froze after a Beijing Olympics event

quote [ A cross-country skier experienced a frozen penis while competing in a race at the Beijing Olympics on Saturday in very cold, windy weather. ]

Ever second counts = Frozen Sensible Erection
[SFW] [sports] [+4 Sad]
[by satanspenis666@5:40pmGMT] [5 comments]

How in the World Did Luge Happen?

quote [ The secret of the slide, from ancient Germanic tribes to tony Alpine resorts. ]

'Cause he was huge on the luge
[SFW] [sports]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:36amGMT] [1 comment]



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