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Thursday, 5 November 2015

Meet Canada's new minister of defence

quote [ Harjit Sajjan: Meet Canada's new 'badass' defence minister
Sajjan served with the Canadian military in Bosnia and Afghanistan, a VPD detective ]

Three tours of Duty Afghanistan, one in Bosnia and one bad ass hipster beard

[SFW] [politics] [+6]
[by Resurrected Morris@7:34pmGMT] [11 comments]

Monday, 2 November 2015

New Star Trek Television Series Coming In 2017 To CBS All Access

quote [ A totally new Star Trek television series is coming in January 2017! The new series will blast off with a special preview broadcast of the premiere episode on the CBS Television Network, and the premiere episode and all subsequent first-run episodes will then be available exclusively in the United States on CBS All Access. ]

Hope it doesn't suck

[SFW] [tv & movies] [+2]
[by Resurrected Morris@7:35pmGMT] [26 comments]

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Speaking of Fringe Candidates- Canada has the bestest, fringiest of all...

quote [ Have you ever watched a political ad and thought to yourself, This is boring, or I've heard all these talking points before? What about, Not enough dragon-slaying for my taste? ]

He actually raises the good issues, but obviously, raising issues alone to not get votes.
[SFW] [politics] [+2]
[by Resurrected Morris@5:46pmGMT] [2 comments]

Thursday, 16 April 2015

Lou Reed?s Sister Sets the Record Straight About His Childhood

quote [ The stage was set. Anxious, controlling parents, a child whose issues exceeded their understanding, a society that valued secrecy, underlying mental health issues ? add in rock & roll and drugs and the drama began. ]
[SFW] [music] [+2]
[by Resurrected Morris@12:00pmGMT] [0 comments]

Friday, 3 April 2015

The cost of living everywhere

quote [ EVER THOUGHT YOUR LIFE is too expensive? Well, if you?re living in the western world, it probably is, but it?s probably not as expensive as life in Switzerland. Movehub, an international moving company, put together this incredible infographic to show you where the cheapest places in the world are, and where the most expensive are, with a bit of info on every country in between as well. ]
[SFW] [+3 Interesting]
[by Resurrected Morris@1:45pmGMT] [18 comments]



Thursday, 12 March 2015

Terry Pratchett has left the building

quote [ AUTHOR TERRY PRATCHETT, who was renowned for his fantasy novels most notably the Discworld series, has died at the age of 66. ]
[SFW] [obituaries] [+10 Informative]
[by Resurrected Morris@3:24pmGMT] [26 comments]

Monday, 9 February 2015

Not in front of the telly: Warning over 'listening' TV

quote [ Samsung is warning customers about discussing personal information in front of their smart television set.

The warning applies to TV viewers who control their Samsung Smart TV using its voice activation feature.

Such TV sets "listen" to some of what is said in front of them and may share details they hear with Samsung or third parties, it said. ]

By star date 1312.4, this problem would be solved by summoning the onboard computer with the phrase "computer".
[SFW] [science & technology] [+4 Informative]
[by Resurrected Morris@6:47pmGMT] [21 comments]

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Meat of the Month Club

quote [ ?Man as Vegan,? exploited gender stereotypes for laughs. In the ad, which appeared on the crowd-funding site, a woman in yoga gear prepares a green smoothie in the kitchen as she brags to a friend about how virile her boyfriend has become since she convinced him to go vegan. In another room, the boyfriend mocks her claims while attributing his newfound virility to the Carnivore Club?s selection of fancy meats. ]

And here is the ad...
"are you fucking kidding me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2OsJqadGwg

crowd funding ... https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/carnivore-club-ultimate-meat-club
[SFW] [food & drink] [+3 Funny]
[by Resurrected Morris@2:13pmGMT] [8 comments]

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Too Few Poppies

quote [ A record-breaking number of poppy sales has led to a potential poppy shortage in Canada.

With four days to go until Remembrance Day, CBC News reports 19 million poppies have already been sold across the country this year. Last year, the campaign distributed 18 million. ]

That's because they fall out the you buy another. That and everyone is wearing one
[SFW] [humor] [+1]
[by Resurrected Morris@12:53amGMT] [38 comments]

Saturday, 1 November 2014

Jian Ghomeshi is Fucked

quote [ Toronto Police said Friday evening it has opened an investigation into allegations of abuse by former CBC host Jian Ghomeshi after complaints made by two women. ]

Ok, so this story has it all... celebrities, sordid sex, accusations, sub texts, rape, consent and why women don't report rape.

[SFW] [obituaries] [+2 Interesting]
[by Resurrected Morris@2:07pmGMT] [34 comments]



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