Alright, alright. This is me at a supervillian convention charity event back in october.

Which one?

The one with the big nose! On the left ;)

Your left or ours?

The other left.

/me resists to post a grumpy cat picture.

Yeah, I have a case of Grumpy Resting Face.

Is that... a phone with a physical keyboard?!

I love those. Really. Screw putting everything on the galdurn touchscreen.

Sadly not, that's just the cover for my phone.

In my mind, you will always have a more practical phone.

I've never been able to figure out how to compliment a woman on her appearance without sounding like a creep, so just pretend I said something nice.

Thanks! That's real sweet of you.

What do I look like naked?

I am 6'4 and 125 lbs.

Have you seen Schindler's List? I look like that naked.

Since nudity isn't required... here is a grainy, Big-foot film quality picture of my face.

I've been thinking of getting a Monet.

Did you boys miss me?

...geez. Hopefully you missed me enough to forgive the site's massive mySQL errors that spat out when I tried to post, resulting in a duplicate post. Ugh. >.

Yowza!

Sadly, I have to admit I didn't actually miss you, although the username does strike me as vaguely familiar. Nevertheless, yowza!

I missed you and your beautiful eyes.

Can I have one?

sorry, they make me a lot of money. I require them myself. They also keep my four partners rather transfixed.

I'll pass.

Like a small cat.

Candid shot of me shortly after I uprooted and moved across the country.


Another one in the same room a few months later

Damn it, yeah, nicer hair than mine. You used to live in Orlando right?

Yep. Left that shithole of a city six years ago or so, only went back for my brother's wedding. I'd rather deal with snowstorms than giant cockroaches. :)

I'm not gonna argue that it's not a shithole, but I'll take the roaches ;)

I hate to jump on the "Disco is an attention whore band wagon" but I did notice the collage of your own face on the wall behind you.

Is that not normal? I have a facebook account that's way worse :D

What a fucking attention whore! :-)

You have a bunch of pictures of Disco on your Facebook account? That's weird, I keep all mine in a small shrine concealed behind a false wall in the back of my closet.

But then how will anyone know how much you care?

When they read the police report?

Nothing says I love you like a restraining order?

I put those pictures up a long time ago, those are jewelry boxes with frames on the front of them actually, so i'd have to look at myself everyday on purpose.
in order to work on combating the self esteem issues I still deal with to a lesser extent today.

Personally, I think looking at myself all the time would make my self-esteem worse.

really, the difference now from that picture is I have a better and bigger septum ring.

fuck yeah anatometal.
went from a 14g to a 10g

When I had to take out my nipple ring before it migrated out, I let everything heal (the original piercing was done with captive bead rings where the ring size (not gauge but diameter of ring) was too small and it healed with a curved channel. actually it never fully healed til i had barbells put in but it was migrating because of the curve) after everything healed up I got re-pierced at 8 gauge. I am debating if I want to upgauge to six gauge or not. I think I am going to, but will probably stop there. I think going any bigger would look too weird.

I thought you were a giraffe, wearing a tophat, covered in kittens. It's not your fault but I'm trying not to be disappointed right now ;)

You look like an evil genius.

Expression and everything. You are plotting something.

Twirling an imaginary moustache.

Let's see if I can do this without making the image monstrously big...



Indiana Jones couldn't do it, but I did!





Yes, I really was there.

ARSE! Okay then, you'll just have to hit "View Image" to get there because imgur is being awkward.

So were you Granitewich (or someothing) on SE1.0?

Why couldn't everyone just keep the same name?

Fucking this. Not only is it annoying trying to keep track of who was whom, but frankly, I just feel kind of embarrassed for them. It's like Bob from Accounting coming up to everyone at the water cooler and saying, "Hey, guys, from now on I want you to call me Johnny Awesome!"

first I think _you_ changed your nickname too. if I remember well your "a" WAS NOT CAPITALIZED ! ;)

personally I choose a random word for user name back in '02 (I wanted just to be able to browse back more than two pages, which was available only to logged in users). now 12 years later I find silly to keep the same login which was nothing personal...

oh and as a final note I have to add : SE is dead, long live SE !

Heh, actually I PMed steele about getting my username de-capitalized; I imagine it's pretty far down his list of priorities, though.

was this before or after I fixed the PM's? because I never saw it :)

Hmm... must have been before: it's not showing up in my sent PMs.

Sorry. At the time I joined I was dating a woman who was a pretty devout Jew, and she used to give me shit about not being religious or making nature-based faith comments. She said I was a witch, which I thought funny, and because I come from the Adirondacks (which are mainly granite) I derived that name.

These days it just annoyed me, so I took the opportunity to move to something else.

I will post a current picture in the next day or so- my son and his girlfriend and I were out snowshoeing and he took some shots.

Yeah!

I was once at a birthday dinner party where the celebrant announced, in the middle of dinner, that she had changed her name from 'Janet' to 'Alinda Starchild' and wanted to be called precisely that. The rest of the evening was quite awkward with nobody using any name for her at all...

I would have spent the rest of the evening "accidentally" misremembering more and more ridiculous names for her, like "Frodo Spiderfern" and "Hegemony von Biscuit".

+1 Hegemony von Biscuit

Three year olds are like that.

Sadly, a 49 year-old...

Too many drugs or too little medication.

Not the right amount of drugs.

Too much spirit-dancing under the influence of agarbathi incense and sparkly unicorns...

There are worse excesses than an excess of sparkly unicorns. Far worse.

When I registered for SE I originally picked spite48 without thinking about it, just so I could look at older content - never intending to comment or post. Then I started becoming somewhat active, and tried to ask about having my name changed many years ago. Sorry if it's an adjustment, but some of us wanted new names.

Yep. I hate my handle - cb361 was just an anonymous sounding account name for signing up to porn sites. But it's too late to do anything about it now. Even when I can.

Maybe I made a mistake changing my name, but whatever.

I know. It's alienating. This guy looks just like Granitewitch in his photos, but nothing like him in my mind.

Yeah. I just got tired of that name. I took on the current one from HP Lovecraft, the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred who wrote the Necronimicon. I thought it fitting as I'm now in the Arabian desert...

That first pic is epic!

Just because I promised I would share an updated picture when I got one:

0_0....

Do you work in Seattle? Because you look exactly like a co-worker of mine, right down the the NRA hat.

No, I live in California.
Don't you know all us asians look the same? j/k

But seriously, people always say I look like someone they know. I guess I have that kind of face. I did have a g/f that I always went and visited up in Seattle during college breaks many years ago(10years ago); maybe we did pass each other on the street or something?

When I do go hunting up north, I always attempt to make a stop in Seattle to go to Resto. The Saffron Mac is the bomb. Pricey Mac and Cheese; but oh so good. Good pairing with their wonderful scallops.

Arent you a little young to be here?

He dresses like the Riddler, so he's mature for his age.

Green and purple is the Joker's motif, I believe. Or the Hulk.

Well, the Hulk doesn't so much "dress" in green. As for the others, it seems to depend on what era/medium you're looking at. I was thinking of this Riddler rendition:

Joker's often rocking a purple suit and green hair, so... I guess both. We should ask the photographer which psychopath is the role model, I suppose.

That looks like The Riddler as portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris.

And yes, I'd pay to see that.

I'd heard that DiCaprio was supposed to play the Riddler in the 3rd Nolan film, but then they swapped him with Bane. If Riddler had been the baddie, the scene where the Quarterback was running at the camera while the football field behind him blew up and collapsed wouldn't have looked so goddam goofy.

But yeah, Harris would be amazing. He did get to play "Music Meister" in "The Brave & the Bold" animated series, so there's that at least.

My favorite theory is that the guy in The Dark Knight that figures out Batman is Bruce Wayne and goes to Lucius Fox with it is supposed to be a mundane version of The Riddler.

He was smart enough to piece together Bruce Wayne's secret and his last name is "Reese".

"Mister Reese"

"Mysteries"

Yeah, it's a stretch.

It's more believable than E. Nygma.

Which, of course, means you could never get a job writing for DC Comics.

Didn't they have a Mr. E, too?

Yep. Magic blind dude in a trench coat.

St. Augustine's?

definitely looks like Commercial Drive with the Skytrain and all

Yeah. That's the AM PM at the Grandview cut (7th?). St. Augustine's has lovely beer.

I can tell just by looking that that keyboard is gloriously cheesy-sounding. Mid 80s Yamaha PortaSound?

Almost. Late 80s Yamaha PSS-460.

This is what it sounds like through a guitar FX pedal: https://jwwargo.bandcamp.com/track/02-theme

Some post necromancy, since I am drunk and being an attention whore:





You love the brooding.

We've made it over a year since a what do you look like post!

ah, no can do, too risky. nice twist on the old theme, though.

Fixed!

my narcissist me wants to appear on this page.



taken by my 6 yo daughter

darn !

Like the smell of crumbling burnt toast dropped in warm orange soda.

That's me, obviously. Maybe a few months out of date, but yeah.

hey nice guitar ! is it a Gibson or a copy ? I cannot recognize the photo is blurry I think. I just bought a 70's Les Paul copy MIJ.

I have an SG Special and I love the hell out of it. I've also got a Big Apple Strat (which is just a standard strat but with 2 dual-humbuckers instead of the 3 single setup that they usually have)

A friend of mine had a white SG special. I always found SG weird because when you stand, as the neck is heavier than the body, the whole guitar has this tendency to nose dive... but the sound was quite good.

the LP copy I just bought :

i know for a fact you all don't care about what i look like naked... But here is something to get you all hot and bothered ( if your a fish nerd )

how to take a screenshot on a pc

If someone from around these here parts would teach me how to insert a photo into one these here lil boxes, I'll show you me.

sent you a pm

http://tnathanroane.com/html.html

Second item down

http://postimg.org/image/7qiderj3j/

Well, THAT didn't work...

screenshot software for windows

Ah hah!

looks almost exactly like fishhat

This item is can swim underwater.
This item can be worn on your head.

No merchant will purchase this item.

>xX')c°

I'll buy THAT for a dollar...

Keep your stupid ascii mess though.

I've always wanted to post a dick pic of one of these...

Here, let me help you with that.

This Dick is too lazy to fuck, and instead instructs others to go fuck themselves.

Given all the hardware he's had installed, isn't he more of a dildo than a dick?

He's more dildo now than dick. His balls are twisted and evil.

Fuck.

Waiter, there's a head in my drink!

Don't talk so loud, everybody will want one.

I'm more concerned about the magic flying sombrero in the background.

Weather balloon, UFO, or swamp gas is the most likely explanation.

Hey, hovering sombrero.

nah, there is just a huvr inside.

In costume:

I loved spaceballs!

I'm a Mawg! Half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend!

From last October. I no longer have the Nazi goon haircut.



[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SKKrAPf.jpg[/IMG]

goddamnit

What's up, singer from Hard Core Logo?

I...



I don't know what that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Core_Logo

You remind me of this dude:

Your mental picture of a Nazi is a lot more flamboyant than the one I usually call to mind.

Say what you will about the Nazi's.

Those motherfuckers knew how to be fabulous as a motherfucker and Stormtrooper level scary at the same time.

I think the WWI German uniforms had more class. Spiked helmets, Dali mustaches, etc,

October '13

Did you and mary have sexual intercourse?

Did you boys miss me?

These threads always give me the same feeling as finding out what a favorite radio personality looks like.

I avoid seeing radio personalities. Why spoil the fantasy?

Lets see if this works...

That is my mothers dog... I don't like that dog very much.

ok how about this?

So...what do the little superscripted [c] and [p] signify?

p is platinum subscription. c is site owner. There can be only one.

Hey Bob. The c is for cookie and that's good enough for me... or custodian or caretaker, whichever ;) The s,g, and p, are subscribers. Their donations are what allowed for the new site come online. We, or maybe just I, are raising a small amount of money so that I can treat the site like a part time job and give it the care and attention it requires so we don't run into the some of the same abandonment issues that plagued the old site. If you'd like to read more about it all I made a post discussing the details of the whys and hows over here on entry 41.

WHYYYYYY!!!! :(