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Sunday, 13 August 2017

The Google Memo: Four Scientists Respond

quote [ Hey, has Google fired that ignorant sexist shitball yet?
-John Scalzi (@scalzi) Aug. 7, 2017 ]

Ouch. Embarrassingly-no-humiliatingly-blown out of the water. I just want to apologize to everyone.

[SFW] [science & technology] [+3]
[by GordonGuano@6:36pmGMT] [51 comments]

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Data is beautiful: global prevalence of consanguinity

quote [ It is envisaged that this Website can serve both as a spur to continuing data collection on consanguinity, and as a baseline against which future changes in marriage practices and their outcomes can be assessed. ]

Also roughly equivalent to a map of the prevalence of open air defecation, though correlation is of course not the same thing as causation. If nothing else, we can be grateful to the Catholic Church for making cousin banging taboo and inadvertently giving Western civilization a shot in the arm.

[NSFW] [people] [+1 Informative]
[by GordonGuano@1:29amGMT] [8 comments]

Saturday, 5 November 2016

Milo Moiré: Mirror Box (uncensored) 2016

quote [ Artist Milo Moire uses her body as an instrument, even as a weapon, in order to depict and disrupt power structures. She aggressively seeks the feminine expression of sexual self-determination and explores the boundaries of art and bourgeois morality. ]

She also bought herself a stellar set of chest beefers.

[NSFW] [art] [+5 Classy Pr0n]
[by GordonGuano@1:08pmGMT] [12 comments]

Monday, 31 October 2016


quote [ You have masturbated
~239 miles
0.00964 times around the world
2969 soccer fields
6894 space shuttles
23900 semi trucks
2338560 smartphones ]

Put in some info, see how your mtf (miles to fap) ratio holds up. Strangely, not app with a multimillion dollar Kickstarter.
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+6 Funsightful]
[by GordonGuano@9:32pmGMT] [17 comments]

Saturday, 29 October 2016

Your standard (and spooky) fuckparty

quote [ Bill: A hundred guys, a hundred-twenty guys at the party, we'll find two or three condoms the next morning, on the floor...The fisting guys tend to stay over in this area here. ]

The most quotable three minutes of the 2001 documentary The Gift. Bonus: spooky scary remix in extended.

[NSFW] [pr0n] [+3]
[by GordonGuano@3:25amGMT] [3 comments]

Friday, 26 February 2016

Charges filed against UAlbany students who claimed bias attack

quote [ ... [W]omen claimed to have been the target of racial slurs and to have been assaulted while on the bus floor. But authorities now say there's no evidence any of that happened and that the women were the aggressors in the fracas, which was captured by cameras on the bus and other cameras in the hands of bus riders. All three defendants are charged with misdemeanor assault and are facing campus disciplinary proceedings. ]

I do have a cretain grudging respect for the cast iron gall of someone who can start a fight, claim victimhood, attend a rally in their honor, and have their brother Tweet out death threats to the actual victims. That takes ovaries. Also, RIP systemic racism and sexism. It had a good run while it lasted.

[NSFW] [Big Brother] [+1 WTF]
[by GordonGuano@2:24pmGMT] [6 comments]

Saturday, 6 February 2016

"This is my jail"

quote [ Every month, he text what I made. Like a profit of what I made. Like everything added on. And it came out to, um . . . My profit was fifteen thousand eight hundred and something. . . . That aint bad for a whole month. A lot of people dont make that in a month. ]

Longish New Yorker piece about a Baltimore jail. If it were season 6 of The Wire, you would say the show had jumped the shark.

It's bad enough that the American judicial system is set up for punishment as opposed to rehabilitation. But if you can sire five children by four different women while behind bars, you're not even being punished.

[NSFW] [Mafia] [+3]
[by GordonGuano@10:58pmGMT] [3 comments]

Thursday, 28 January 2016

Georgia State University students robbed at gunpoint in library

quote [ This was at least the fourth robbery the university has reported since December all happening at Library North at the intersection of Decatur and Courtland streets. ]

If a poop swastika of unknown provenance is the threshold for a college dean resigning for failing to provide a safe space for students, surely this calls for a defenestration?
[SFW] [Quickies]
[by GordonGuano@8:24pmGMT] [11 comments]

Friday, 22 January 2016

Removal for my forehead tattoo

quote [ Thank you to the people whom wished me luck and wasn't down on me for putting this on this site but someone had a house fire told me about this and friends so I gave a whirl after I said to my self for years I wouldn't but I did so people that disliked my fund raiser you can kiss my ass sorry. .you just hating because there are people whom care about people like step back please. ..and thank you to people whom also donated to me. .. ]

A GoFundMe for the removal of a forehead tattoo made its $800 goal in a day. To paraphrase Lee Marvin in Cat Ballou, that much crystal meth will kill a person. Actual forehead tattoo at the link. Also, this is probably the one time you should read the comments.

[NSFW] [Quickies] [+1 Interesting]
[by GordonGuano@3:22amGMT] [12 comments]

Monday, 18 January 2016

Short fiction (almost still) Sunday: The Devil You Don't (Keith Laumer) and The Clapping Hands of God (Michael F. Flynn)

quote [ "Curl was raised in Samoa; her folks were missionaries, you know. She never quite grasped the concept that the female bosom is a secret." ]

A twofer this week. In "The Devil You Don't", Hell is invaded by alien demons and only SCIENCE! can help. "The Clapping Hands of God" is, in my opinion, a sad and beautiful story about first contact.

[SFW] [literature] [+2 Interesting]
[by GordonGuano@5:08amGMT] [2 comments]

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