comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby
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Saturday, 24 February 2024

Germany legalises possession of cannabis for personal use

quote [ Law allows growth of up to three plants for private consumption, holding 50g of cannabis at home, or 25g in public ]

I swear, if the UK legalizes cannabis before the USA....
[SFW] [politics] [+3 Good]
[by rylex@1:52amGMT] [2 comments]

Monday, 5 February 2024

Florida lawmaker says bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at ‘the ones that are on crack’

quote [ A Florida lawmaker seeking looser regulations on the killing of wildlife has claimed that black bears high on crack are breaking into people’s homes and “tearing them apart”.

The allegation from Republican state congressman Jason Shoaf, whose biography reveals a passion for hunting, is bizarre even by the already unorthodox standards of Florida, which in recent times has boasted cocaine sharks and marauding herpes-ridden monkeys. ]

What the fuck is up with Florida?

[SFW] [environment & nature] [+4 WTF]
[by rylex@7:04pmGMT] [3 comments]

Saturday, 3 February 2024

New Mexico man pleads guilty to drive-bys targeting Democrats’ homes

quote [ Demetrio Trujillo, 42, indicated in federal court documents filed Friday that he had been hired for the spate of attacks by Solomon Peña, whose run for a seat in the New Mexico state legislature in November 2022 ended in defeat. ]

Well this isn't at all a sign of impending civil war or anything...

[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+3 Informative]
[by rylex@6:49pmGMT] [1 comment]

Tuesday, 30 January 2024

Researchers May Have Captured First Image of Newborn Great White Shark

quote [ drone camera captured what appeared to be a great white shark pup, about 5ft long and pure white – an unusual coloring as the sharks are white on the bottom and gray on top. ]

Possible baaaybeeee shark do do doo doo doodoo
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+2]
[by rylex@8:47pmGMT] [1 comment]

Monday, 22 January 2024

Ron DeSantis Given Participation Trophy 1 Week Before Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

quote [ As Ron DeSantis braved Iowa’s icy roads and temperatures well below zero to meet supporters in a small community room, he faced an awkward encounter.

A comedian carrying a gold trophy interrupted to walk up and thank the Republican presidential candidate for his “participation” in the 2024 race.

“Governor DeSantis, I want to present to you this participation trophy,” he told him ]

In honor of DeSantis dropping out, here's a post of someone acknowleding this before hand
[SFW] [politics] [+1 Informative]
[by rylex@10:27amGMT] [0 comments]



Wednesday, 10 January 2024

ATF director targeted with swatting call over the holidays

quote [ ATF Director Steven Dettelbach is the latest public official to fall victim to a swatting incident, according to law enforcement sources. ]

Looks like several other high profile people got swatted this holiday season
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+2]
[by rylex@10:37pmGMT] [1 comment]

Sunday, 7 January 2024

Maine officially has a new political party

quote [ There is officially a new political party in Maine.

The No Labels Party has been confirmed as a qualified party in the state after submitting an enrollment form last month.

The party was required to have at least 5,000 enrolled voters to qualify to take part in the June primary. The Secretary of State's office says the No Labels Party had 9,423 Maine voters enrolled as of Jan. 2, 2024. ]

Interesting. I wonder if they're truly centrist or if it' s not so cleverly disguised right wing ploy. need to research this more
[SFW] [politics] [+2]
[by rylex@11:34amGMT] [4 comments]

Wednesday, 27 December 2023

Christmas Day swatting call made on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home

quote [ Authorities are investigating a Christmas Day swatting call at Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s residence in Rome, Georgia. ]

Awwwww, Im so sorry to hear she's ok. I would like to see more of this type of incident go down.
[SFW] [politics] [+5]
[by rylex@2:23pmGMT] [13 comments]

Wednesday, 20 December 2023

Judge rules list of Jeffrey Epstein's associates named in lawsuit must be unsealed

quote [ A U.S. federal judge ruled on Monday that a list of Jeffrey Epstein's alleged victims and associates —some of whom have been accused of being involved in the disgraced financier's exploitation and abuse of underage girls— must be unsealed and made public. ]

Not sure how I feel about this yet. Little weird they're also going to name victims
[SFW] [crime & punishment] [+4 Informative]
[by rylex@11:57pmGMT] [3 comments]

Why did Colorado disqualify Trump from the state’s 2024 election ballot?

quote [ The Colorado supreme court has ruled that Donald Trump is ineligible to run for the White House again, citing his role in the January 6 attack, in a ruling that could have major reverberations for the 2024 election. ]

I'm sure we'll see him sue next
[SFW] [politics] [+8 Good]
[by rylex@7:54amGMT] [2 comments]



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