it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection
I think I got most of the errors, let me know if I missed any. -steele
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Wednesday, 18 October 2017

Kevin Smith is donating his Weinstein residuals to a charity for women in filmmaking

quote [ There are few people in Hollywood who’ve profited more from their association with Harvey Weinstein than Kevin Smith. The Clerks director’s career might not even exist if Weinstein’s Miramax hadn’t picked up his 1994 debut for championing and distribution. That relationship has, of course, now been clouded by the allegations that have come out against Weinstein in the last few weeks, with dozens of women alleging that he sexually harassed or assaulted them. ]

I've always liked Kevin Smith, this just makes me like him more.
[SFW] [people] [+3 Good]
[by Kelyn@11:56pmGMT] [11 comments]

Monday, 2 October 2017

Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims

quote [ President Trump on Sunday dedicated a golf trophy to the victims of recent powerful storms that tore through Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico, all the while defending the government's response to the disasters. ]

Uhhh, wtf? At the worst how does his staff not prevent stuff like this?
[SFW] [politics] [+6 WTF]
[by Kelyn@1:24amGMT] [15 comments]

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

A Woman Is On Trial For Laughing During A Congressional Hearing

quote [ Activist was arrested by a rookie cop after laughing at a claim that Jeff Sessions treated "all Americans equally." ]
[SFW] [politics] [+7 Sad]
[by Kelyn@1:37amGMT] [7 comments]

Monday, 1 May 2017

The world's fastest film camera: When light practically stands still

quote [ Forget high-speed cameras capturing 100,000 images per second. A research group at Lund University in Sweden has developed a camera that can film at a rate equivalent to five trillion images per second, or events as short as 0.2 trillionths of a second. This is faster than has previously been possible.

To illustrate the technology, the researchers have successfully filmed how light -- a collection of photons -- travels a distance corresponding to the thickness of a paper. In reality, it only takes a picosecond, but on film the process has been slowed down by a trillion times. ]

Finally my sexual prowess can be caught on film!
[SFW] [science & technology] [+4]
[by Kelyn@2:20pmGMT] [3 comments]

Merriam-Webster adds "sheeple" to dictionary, cites Apple users as an example

quote [ Merriam-Webster announced a new word in its dictionary – sheeple, for which it used Apple users as a reference to explain its meaning.

Sheeple, a portmanteau of sheep and people, is described as an informal word that defines “people who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced” and thereby “likened to sheep.” ]
[SFW] [humor] [+2]
[by Kelyn@11:23amGMT] [7 comments]

Tuesday, 28 February 2017

New holster forces all nearby body cams to start recording when gun is pulled

quote [ xon, the body cam division of Taser International, has announced Signal Sidearm, a gun holster sensor that detects when a weapon has been removed from a holster and automatically prompts all nearby body cams to start recording.

The Signal Sidearm, despite its slightly confusing name and provided artwork, isn't a pricey, complex smart weapon, but rather a sensor that can be retrofitted into "most existing firearm holsters." The sensor is powered by a coin cell battery that lasts approximately 1.5 years. It sounds like the sensor is technologically very simple, which hopefully means it's also very reliable. ]
[SFW] [science & technology] [+2 Good]
[by Kelyn@11:26pmGMT] [9 comments]

Monday, 20 February 2017

Law proposed in US to restrict access to Viagra to married men with permission from wives

quote [ A US politician has proposed a law that would require men to get permission from their wives before they could be prescribed Viagra from their doctor as a pointed statement to anti-abortion lawmakers. ]

Keep your hands off our penises! Wait...
Edit: Apparently this is old even though it was (re) published today.
Have some Beautiful Bush (NSFW) to make up for it.
[SFW] [politics] [+8 Funny]
[by Kelyn@3:47pmGMT] [10 comments]

Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Trump makes false statement about U.S. murder rate to sheriffs' group

quote [ President Trump met Tuesday morning with a group of sheriffs from the National Sheriffs Association, a group that consists of more than 3,000 sheriffs from around the country. And to this sworn group of law enforcement veterans, with reporters taking notes, he again repeated a falsehood about the murder rate in America.

Trump told the sheriffs, “the murder rate in our country is the highest it’s been in 47 years.” He blamed the news media for not publicizing this development, then added, “But the murder rate is the highest it’s been in, I guess, 45 to 47 years.” ]

I just hope that someone in the room pointed this out to him, but I doubt it. Sigh...
[SFW] [politics] [+2 Underrated]
[by Kelyn@4:48pmGMT] [9 comments]

Monday, 6 February 2017

Lady Gaga's super bowl halftime performance was actually a Satanic ritual, say the Alt-Right

quote [ By almost all accounts, Lady Gaga’s halftime super bowl performance was astounding, the singer’s stage antics wowing all those watching.

However, before the match started, infamous alt-right spokesperson and InfoWars founder Alex Jones took to Facebook to warn followers not to watch Gaga’s show because she’s the spawn of Satan and part of the ‘New World Order’. ]

They say satanic my girlfriend says "ooooh sparkly!! ".
[SFW] [sports] [+4]
[by Kelyn@1:31pmGMT] [7 comments]

Sunday, 5 February 2017

Trump bid to restore travel ban rejected

quote [ The US federal appeals court has rejected the Trump administration's request to reinstate a travel ban blocked by a federal judge on Friday.

The late night ruling means the travel ban will remain suspended until the full case has been heard.

The court gave the White House and the states challenging it a deadline of Monday to present more arguments.

Two states argued that the travel ban, affecting people from seven mainly-Muslim countries, was unconstitutional.. ]

At least the courts still seem to be doing their job.
[SFW] [politics] [+5 Good]
[by Kelyn@2:55pmGMT] [5 comments]

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